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Heroes? No, we are but men... very attractive men |
September 12, 2011 |
| Reviewer:
Jon
from MN United States
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(Three D-Bags standing around)
Average D-Bag #1: Hey guys! Let's go hit the clubs, but first I need to empty this can of Axe Body Spray on myself then put on a shiny Ass-fliction shirt!
BJJ Legion Member Jon: Not so fast, D-Bags!
All D-Bag: Whoa, look, it's internet sensation and owner of Choking Minnesota, BJJ Legion Member Jon!
Jon: That's right, D-Bags. Sure, you could put on body glitter lotion, shave your armpits and hang around street corners to make money for more tanning sessions. Or...
All D-Bags: Or?!?!
Jon: Or you could put on this pre-shrunk 50/50 BJJ Life Graphic Tee with the classic GI Joe style logo!
(all d-bags take their shirts, in two sizes to small)
D-Bag #1: (now very attractive to women) Wow, thanks BJJ Legion Life Member Jon! These are awesome. And now we know that we looked like douches!
Jon: That's right! And knowing is like, almost 50% of the battle.
All: BJJ LEGION!
Oh yeah, and, uh, this shirt is really cool! Thanks.
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